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My name is Matthew. I'm in college and I enjoy television shows more than I enjoy interacting with people. Feel free to ask me any questions you please.

ardatli:

sciencefictionbaby:

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

“Works Sighted”

(via dreamsofbooksandmonsters)

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

(via zackisontumblr)

drawingofthesunwearingsunglasses:

spooky orientations for halloween:

  • lesbooan
  • zombi
  • aliensexual
  • ghostay
  • panskeletonual
  • homorobotmantic
  • straight

(via thecellofellow)

Sept. 11 9:25 am

tamorapierce:

justice4mikebrown:

There are wrongs here that need to be righted. 

(via thecellofellow)

lowellicious:

when skinny girls hear the end of Anaconda

vine by chrischris

(via fishintheheather)

blackymiles:

whatisthat-velvet:

bblackgoldd:

Freakin adorable

"This is how we dooooo it"

Carefree black youth.

(Source: vibes-and-simplicity, via fishintheheather)

bevsi:

fave adventure time couples <3 (human au ahahah)

(via fishintheheather)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via fishintheheather)

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