I, Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honour you, but not to obey you, of course, because that’s anachronistic and misogynistic and who you do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?
this is so powerful
Bless them and their beautiful spirits
Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.
once i was so high that i heard a drum beat and for a good fifteen seconds i thought that the events of the movie jumanji were about to happen to me
this is the best thing ive ever seen
naked body fresh out the shower
you touch yourself afterhours
why do you have this dirty ass skeleton
he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam