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My name is Matthew. I'm in college and I enjoy television shows more than I enjoy interacting with people. Feel free to ask me any questions you please.

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if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor

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"[I would rather] have a dragon. Which I do in my dreams every night when I AM Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen.” - Kristen Bell

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Bianca Del Rio: Hardest Working Costumer in America

For those of you who didn’t do his/her research before this season of RuPaul’s Drag Race, here’s a little glimpse into the person behind the clown face.

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asexual-not-a-sexual:

These are the companions to the sexuality cards I created a few weeks ago: GENDER BUSINESS CARDS.

Fuck yeah. 

The opposite side to these cards are pronoun based, like the final image. I have pronoun sets of:

  • She/Her
  • He/Him
  • They/Them
  • Ze/Hir
  • Ey/Em
These pronoun set will be uploaded in a separate post since tumblr only allows for 10 images per photoset. 
To get the whole “business card experience,” print your two selected cards double-sided. Cut them out, and bam. You’re in business. (I’m so sorry for the pun. It was necessary.)

Thank you to everyone in the trans*, genderqueer, and beyond communities for teaching me and helping me on my journey! Your help was greatly appreciated, and these would have never been possible without the people who contacted me and gave me advice and guidance. You guys rock! 

This actually helps me understand the terms alot better now, thank you for making these!

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White people be like ..

that nae nae

LMFAOOOOOO

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