Check All The Shit

My name is Matthew. I'm in college and I enjoy television shows more than I enjoy interacting with people. Feel free to ask me any questions you please.

charlesdarwn:

YESTERDAY I WAS GOING INTO ENGLISH CLASS AND THIS KID WAS TELLING MY TEACHER “I HAVE THIS VIDEO I WANT TO SHOW THE CLASS” AND MY TEACHER WAS LIKE “OKAY WHATS IT RATED” AND HE WAS LIKE “OH ITS G ITS DEFINITELY G” AND SO HE WENT TO THE CLASSROOM AND PUT THIS ON MY TEACHER WAS HORRIFIED I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF

(via just-my-personality)

nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

(via gay-spice)

babyminaj:

yes this is me i have found a video that represents my life

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via zacofshit)

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

(via tsarbucks)

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

(via tequilaxmockingbird)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via just-my-personality)

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via julesburke)

TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter