It’s not Porn. No really.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING
give whoever made this a fucking award
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
What would happen if Hannibal was trying to eat Sherlock for being rude and Dexter was trying to kill Hannibal for eating people and Sherlock was investigating Dexter?
"Mom can I say grace before dinner"
*raps Nicki’s entire verse from Monster*
Rabbit is a classically trained singer and yet in the four years that we have been dating, I have never heard him sing.
All that changed, however, thanks to this charming number with which I was serenaded while unloading the dishwasher.
It was actually the best.